Awesome! We came across this on FB and shared it on our page (Coastlands Congregation of Messiah) but a portion of each side was cut off and it took some searching to find who actually made it and your site.
This has proved to be a very popular comic as it’s been shared too many times to count!
Colby… brilliant take on what I believe most would agree is an “American Standard.” I honestly wonder what took us, collectively as a species, so long to see the obvious opportunity to re-write, probably, one of the most popular “social gathering” jokes of the 20th century. (It’s a bit early to judge entrants for the new millennium, right?) Again, thanks. You gave me something to smile about this AM, here in SoCal… in addition to my Grandkids! 🙂 best, Al